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CASE #1 ... HIPPO AMBUSH
Situation..
Malarial swamps of Lake Malawi, Africa. Canoes surrounded by a pod of 30 or so hippos (hippos are extremely hard to count in the water due to their vertical 'lava- lamp' like shuffling)
How to escape..
Look for widest deep water gap between hippos
Steer canoe as quietly as possibly through gap using a smooth trailing rudder
If hippo appears in gap (this is likely) stop canoe calmly
Pick another gap (your options are decreasing)
Repeat until safely through or, if hippo charges ... PADDLE LIKE HECK FOR DEEP WATER
The other hippos should move out of your way KEEP PADDLING using good forward paddling technique
AN ANGRY HIPPO WILL CHASE YOU FOR SOME WAY (or approx 2 -3 minutes..this will seem like longer due to circumstance)
CASE # 2 ... STALKED BY 18 FOOT CROCODILE
Situation..
Evening bass fishing trip on reed-fringed Zimbabwean lake, cut short by 18 foot crocodile...no paddles on board (due to complications!) and only hands or fishing gear to use as makeshift oars.. Breeze blowing canoes toward croc. (crocodiles appetites are encouraged by the smell of a potential meal)
How to escape..
Note which way croc is facing
Open popper on sheath knife
Keep away from head end
Use fishing rod as paddle
Try to head downwind of croc
Keep splashing to minimum
Keep heart in mouth
'keel bob' the canoe when past croc
Exit canoe FAST at landfall (this is the most dangerous point)
CASE # 3 ... DAN'S CANOE BACK-LOOPED ON SURF WAVE ON SHARK INFESTED SOUTH PACIFIC
Situation..
South Pacific coastal canoe expedition, Waitangi Bay, North Island, New Zealand.. Perfect back loop on rogue wave whilst attemping deep water shelf crossing.. (A perfect back-loop in a fully laden 18 foot expedition canoe is a rare sight).
How to escape.. (You can't really)
Shout to your partner to abandon ship..
Check belt knife is secure
Throw yourself overboard, sideways away from canoe
Try and keep hold of your paddle
Upon surfacing, look for your partner
Pull them from underneath the canoe if they are trapped
Kick yourselves free of canoe
Gather loose floating gear for a makeshift life raft
Get a fix on the horizon, kick to shore
Pick up the pieces of your canoe rig as they drift onto to shore
Open survival cannister
Start driftwood fire, cook a meal and cool off
Fix your canoe with your repair kit
CASE # 4.. CAPSIZED AND PINNED BETWEEN TWO TREES ON SPATE RIVER
Situation..
Winter, River Exe, Devon. 3 paddlers in a single canoe, pinned against fallen tree..canoe swallowed and taken by river. Second tree smashes into snag from upstream, sandwiching group.
How to escape ..
Advise your parter(s) as to your predicament. they should well know it.
Keep a firm hold of the tree directly in front of you (the tree may in fact, have a firm hold of you)
With your free hand, reach as high as you can for a stout branch
Lift one of your feet and 'stamp' the water to find a foothold
Using hand and footholds, pull and push yourself upward using a jerking action
Climb up in to the snag.. Do not renter the water!
Rescue your partners (or vice-versa)
Using your belt knife, cut your way to the bank
Get moving to halt onset of hypothermia
Rescue canoe using personal rescue line stowed in rear of bouyancy aid
CASE # 5 .. TAKEN HOSTAGE ON CANOE EXPEDITIOJN
Situation ..
7 members of Orange River canoe expedition taken hostage, Gabon, Africa
How to escape..
Keep calm and try not to anger your captors by hurling insults
Stick together in your party if possible
Do not believe promises they may make as to your release
Pay caution if filming your captors, do not make it obvious you have a camera
Take encouragement in the arrival of the media
Keep cool, no heroics unless necessary
Upon release, take a holiday, maybe a canoeing trip
CASE # 6 .. NIGHT CAMP DESTROYED BY HURRICANE
Situation..
Day 4, Oranger River canoe expedition, South Africa. Camp destroyed by hurricane in 10 seconds, when away collecting firewood. Tents blown 1 km upriver
How to escape..
Take up saw and axe
Cover face as for lake fly swarm (below)
Run back to camp as quick as you can
Take stock of gear and party members
Pack tents and loose items if possible
Retreat to a sheltered location
Send a recovery team to search for missing canoes and tents
Re-make camp
CASE # 7 CAMP ON SINKING ISLAND
Situation..
Canoe group camped on flooding island, River Tay, Scotland, late October, 2 am.
How to escape..
Retreat to highest point of island
Build a floodsignal fire 2 feet below level of camp
Check all torches are operational and ready
Keep canoes tethered, close by
From downstream point of island, scout for clear passage downstream in the event of total flooding
Fix flood markers between river and camp at 1 metre intervals
Put a scout on duty to keep watch on markers
Just defore dawn, pack canoes and be ready to push off
Dawn - leave island
CASE # 8 CHOKING LAKE FLY SWAM
Situation..
Caught in a choking fly swarm, Lake Malwai.
Lake fly swarms are deadly, they swarm in their billions in a black clound, smoke stack fashion, up to 1 km wide..
How to escape..
Note direction a wind..if any
Pull shirt over head making sure you can still breathe
Paddle into the wind keeping as straight as possible
If no wind, paddle as straight as you can guess at.. you will be blind until you exit the swarm
Count your strokes and periodically check for a line of sight through the swarm
Paddle as fast as your breathing allows until free
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CASE # 9 NEV PINNED AND TRAPPED BY HIS OWN CANOE
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Situation..
River Greta, autumn trip. Canoe pinned on large boulder, broadside to current. Nev's foot trapped. Canoe folds in half.
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How to escape..
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Take up nearest throwline
Throw over a stout limb of overhanging tree
Attatch to highest end of canoe
Heave on line to partially hoist end of canoe
Signal to Nev to brace for movement
When canoe breaks free, 'slew' canoe into nearest eddy
Fold canoe back into shape
Get a fire on and warm up
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